you have to know nothing about me except that i'm an Egyptian rusher who loves BTR to death and Logan is my future husband <3
I'M PARALYZED BY BTR
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
For stupid questions there are always smart answers : D
“I’m going to mask my pain, by buzz cutting my hair, joining a gym, and nicknaming myself; The Island…”
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Eric The Trainer’s team at Pull For Heroes event. Carlos in the front & James in the middle
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miranda: i know all the big time rush guys really well; they’re all really nice.
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miranda: i know all the big time rush guys really well; they’re all really nice.
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He seems like the type that would just dance to make you laugh
and just randomly start dancing when he hears a good song
the fun guy at the club
and the freak in the bedroom :P
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